The Abridged Version (commentary)

Part 1: I am leveling my Shaman. He continues to talk to me, as though I've responded.

12/29 21:21:57.630 Zerokelvins whispers: so
12/29 21:22:09.948 Zerokelvins whispers: if your shaman was 80 and you were not bad at shaman i would invite you to ICC 25
12/29 21:42:19.133 Zerokelvins whispers: levis
12/29 21:46:37.792 Zerokelvins whispers: why did you tell beachy i was nuts
12/29 23:06:17.548 Zerokelvins whispers: so
12/29 23:06:27.788 Zerokelvins whispers: whats up jesse
12/29 23:07:59.548 Zerokelvins whispers: need more 264s man
12/29 23:08:04.433 Zerokelvins whispers: not 232s
12/29 23:08:08.177 Zerokelvins whispers: not 245s
12/29 23:08:12.621 Zerokelvins whispers: but 264s nigga
12/29 23:26:39.345 Zerokelvins whispers: huge errt
12/29 23:26:46.032 Zerokelvins whispers: at saurben
12/29 23:49:10.940 Zerokelvins whispers: you officially are bad at wow
12/29 23:49:22.723 Zerokelvins whispers: I've Gone and Made a Mess (25 player)
12/30 01:03:02.376 Zerokelvins whispers: so
12/30 01:03:13.714 Zerokelvins whispers: how's it going
12/30 01:07:48.288 Zerokelvins whispers: how's it going

I log onto my main:
12/30 01:55:48.729 Jessrond says: We are beginning the logination.
12/30 01:56:40.386 Zerokelvins whispers: so
12/30 01:56:48.828 Zerokelvins whispers: Icecrown Spire Sandals
12/30 01:56:51.733 Zerokelvins whispers: eat it man
12/30 01:56:56.361 Zerokelvins whispers: 5463 GS
12/30 01:57:01.181 Zerokelvins whispers: so yeah oh yeah
12/30 01:57:11.802 Zerokelvins whispers: i one-shot saurben
12/30 01:57:24.315 Zerokelvins whispers: i told you i would come back
12/30 01:57:37.108 Zerokelvins whispers: i gained over 200 gear score in only a week.
12/30 01:57:59.041 Kobiyashi creates Dense Sharpening Stone.
12/30 01:58:34.557 Zerokelvins whispers: broke 3k spell power.
12/30 01:58:48.210 Zerokelvins whispers: so
12/30 01:58:52.375 Zerokelvins whispers: what does this say
12/30 01:59:00.728 Zerokelvins whispers: i am the best mage
12/30 01:59:09.923 Zerokelvins whispers: i have proof
12/30 01:59:21.488 Zerokelvins whispers: Recount - DPS for Last Fight
12/30 01:59:21.488 Zerokelvins whispers: 1. Zerokelvins 5593.8 (16.7%)
12/30 01:59:21.643 Zerokelvins whispers: 2. Sargaross 5369.3 (16%)
12/30 01:59:21.643 Zerokelvins whispers: 3. Spinnaker 5240.3 (15.6%)
12/30 01:59:21.643 Zerokelvins whispers: 4. Wermacht 5114.5 (15.2%)
12/30 01:59:21.643 Zerokelvins whispers: 5. Raiguy 4392.4 (13.1%)
12/30 01:59:30.438 Zerokelvins whispers: 10 man saurben
12/30 02:00:41.994 Zerokelvins whispers: i am the best mage.
12/30 02:01:16.419 Zerokelvins whispers: THE BEST.
12/30 02:03:57.817 Zerokelvins whispers: so
He's actually found me and started watching me as I was at a practice dummy.
12/30 02:04:33.240 Zerokelvins pokes you. Hey!

He posted about me on Trade Chat or something.

12/30 02:05:17.440 Thundersoul whispers: hey
12/30 02:05:23.178 Thundersoul whispers: give me gold lol
12/30 02:05:36.657 To Thundersoul: No I'm not jewish and Zerokelvins has more than 10k ask him
12/30 02:05:53.277 Thundersoul whispers: i got 7k
12/30 02:06:28.887 To Tamaru: No
12/30 02:06:57.343 Tamaru whispers: No noodulus said ure quitting
12/30 02:07:04.017 Zerokelvins whispers: 264s man
12/30 02:07:06.141 Zerokelvins whispers: get them
12/30 02:07:12.295 To Tamaru: i don't even know who that is
12/30 02:07:40.887 Zerokelvins whispers: are you in your retard gear your gs is low
12/30 02:10:31.623 Livingbeef: Level 80 Tauren Druid - Dragonblight
12/30 02:12:22.976 Zerokelvins whispers: so
12/30 02:12:29.806 Zerokelvins whispers: how is your ret gear
12/30 02:12:33.215 Zerokelvins whispers: we are going to do heroics
12/30 02:12:41.167 Zerokelvins whispers: i have 21k gold
12/30 02:12:44.624 Zerokelvins whispers: you can have a share
12/30 02:12:48.272 Zerokelvins whispers: if you are nice
12/30 02:12:53.203 Zerokelvins whispers: i also have some JC stuff on my alt
12/30 02:13:03.550 Zerokelvins whispers: you need jewelbenning things right
12/30 02:20:57.639 Zerokelvins whispers: are you hacked?
12/30 02:24:52.393 You are now AFK: Away from Keyboard
12/30 02:25:10.248 Zerokelvins whispers: Recount - DPS for Last Fight
12/30 02:25:10.248 Zerokelvins whispers: 1. Zerokelvins 4528.7 (100%)
12/30 02:26:20.539 Great-father Winter's Helper yells: Presents for everyone! Father Winter's put gifts under the tree for all.
In a raid with my then-guild:

12/30 16:59:25.028 Zerokelvins whispers: beachy told me about something
12/30 16:59:36.832 Zerokelvins whispers: concerning you
12/30 17:05:13.794 Zerokelvins whispers: retro-mining was a great success.
12/30 17:05:16.207 Zerokelvins whispers: how are you
12/30 17:25:09.666 Zerokelvins whispers: so
12/30 21:02:44.373 Zerokelvins whispers: hi
1/2 15:01:31.455 To Glennbeck: STOP MESSAGING ME<
1/2 15:01:36.538 Glennbeck whispers: lol
1/2 15:01:44.282 Glennbeck whispers: i didn't even do anything and you start insulting beachy and i

Questions/Analysis

1. Does Zerokelvins suffer from a bout of Ass Burgers?
2. Or is he just a douche?